Eureka - I just discovered I am not only omnipotent but omniscient and omnipresent as well

Eureka - I am not only omnipotent but also omniscient and omnipresent.

I never realised this but must thank the former Prime Minister, Datuk Seri Najib Razak who revealed this when carrying out his first duties as Barisan Nasional adviser in Pendang last night.

But I must protest, for he had sold me short.

Najib said that I am the “father” of Bersatu. I am already accused of fathering AMANAH. What about being the “father” of PKR, which would have fit beautifully into Najib’s script that I had slaved my whole life to divide the Malays politically?

What a Trinity!

Hi Najjb, shall I plead guilty to fathering Warisan?

It’s a pity I could not claim paternity for PAS, as I was only 10 years old when it was formed unless I can claim an extraordinary precocity!

Najib claimed that he had been informed about my proposal to Mahathir to form Bersatu by an individual who was present at the meeting when I made the proposal to create Bersatu.

I would not embarrass the new advisor of Barisan Nasional by asking him to produce this “individual” – which is like asking person with an inflamed mind to produce the ghosts he sees in his delirium – for it would ended his tenure as BN adviser.

Najib should continue as BN adviser as it is an untold blessing all round.

But it is very painful and pathetic to see a former Prime Minister of Malaysia reduced to such a mental case, although he could not have done more harm to the country than what he had already done as Prime Minister, bringing infamy, ignominy and iniquity to the good name and reputation of Malaysia in the international society and plunging Malaysia along the trajectory of a failed, rogue and kleptocratic stated until saved by courageous Malaysians in the historic 14th General Election on 9th May 2018!

Lim Kit Siang MP for Iskandar Puteri